Inspired By Nothing

In the spirit of one of the few people I somewhat idolize (Eli McCann), I have decided to post a few pictures, mainly of my dear sweet kitten (who is hardly much of a kitten, anymore), Mittens (aka, Mitzi), and the fun times we have.

Orange head ♥ (yes, this is really my kitty)

Here she is with an orange peel on her head. She wasn't too happy, but, you see, this is what happens when you sniff the orange: the peel come off and climbs onto your head.

She now flees from the room whenever she smells citrus...  But I still love her, even if she shies away whenever I eat my favouritest fruit.

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Here she is with her dear friend, Charles von Schvitz, attempting to blend together and form an incoherent bond of spots--they live in an anti-stripe committee.  Charles recently convinced Mitzi to stretch out her neck to such a reach that you think they are giraffes, but in all actuality, they're cats!  Animals have begun to use this technique globe-wide.  It's quite a fascinating process to observe...from nine miles and forty-two-point-six seconds away, of course.

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Finally, here is my previous pussy cat with her untimely imitation of 'Tin Cat,' her own rendition of the Tin Man from the Wizard of Odds.  She missed the plane, lost her tail (she is a Manx) and stepped on a cucumber all within four seconds of silence, the poor dear.  All the sounds thereafter, reverberating off of those tin walls enclosed about her head?  Needless to say, she needed help getting out of costume, and swore never again to attempt at such a dramatic, folly role--she'd leave the actin to the trained professionals.  I later found her crouched  beneath my bed in an all-around similar position to the above attachment.  Curious...

All in all, I am but merely a bored teenager who should be out helping her mum with some other things, so I shall depart with few words:

"It is better to look up!"

from Carl B. Cook of the Seventy's talk, located here.

~Graysen Got What?